Dwight: I have left Dunder-Mifflin after many record-breaking years and am officially on the job market. And it’s very exciting.
Dwight: For your convenience, I’ve broken it down into three parts: professional resume, athletic and special skills resume, and Dwight Schrute trivia.
Dwight: I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me.
Dwight: How would I describe myself? Three words. Hard-working, Alpha male, Jackhammer, Merciless, Insatiable.
Dwight: There is nothing on my horizon except everything. Everything is on my horizon.
Dwight: [in Staples uniform] I got this job to make some money while I continue my employment search. And uh, it’s fine for the time being. Oops. Break’s over.
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Dwight Schrute—such a character. Can’t wait for season 7!
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Dwight is fucking epic. All the time.
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I think the third’s my favorite
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I love you Dwight..
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