Some Office Stuff

Jim: Not much what’s up with you?
Pam: Oh, I can not believe I fell for that. [laughing] Oh, my God.
Michael: Ah, ah, ah, what? What? Where’s the funny? Give it to me.
Jim: Umm, is it me or does it smell like up-dog in here?
Michael: What’s up-dog?
Jim: Nothin’ much what’s up with you?
Michael: Oh, oh, wow! I walked right into that. Oh, that’s brilliant!

Michael: Hey, Stanley, is that jacket make of up-dog?
Stanley: I’m on the phone.

Michael: Mmm, what flavour coffee is that? Up-dog?
Ryan: What’s that?
Michael: I don’t know, nothin’, what’s up with you?
Ryan: Huh?
Michael: [low] No, damn it!

Kevin: What does that mean?
Michael: What does what mean?
Kevin: The thing you just said?
Michael: Just forget it.

Michael: Dwight! Hey is it me or does this place smell like up-dog?
Dwight: What’s up-dog?
Michael: Gotcha! [laughing] Oh, God. [low] Crap! Nothin’ how ya doing?
Dwight: Good. How are you doing?
Jim: [mouthing] So close.
Michael: [low] Damn it.