Some Office Stuff

Jim: You’ll never guess, I just got a message from my landlord apparently, my apartment flooded, something with a sprinkler. Pam, we should probably get going and see the damage.
Pam: Oh okay.
Michael: Well you don’t need two of you to do that.
Jim: That’s true. Um… dinner sounded delicious. Pam I’ll see you at home, thank you so much.
Pam: Oh Jim, I don’t think you’re going to abandon this party here all by itself.
Jim: I don’t know because everything I own is there.
Pam: You can buy new stuff but you can’t buy a new party.
Michael: That’s true, that’s a great point. Come on down here. Sit down on that couch and be amongst friends and we are not going to think about all your stuff being destroyed, all right.

Pam: This is the best burger I’ve ever had, babe.
Jim: You know, babe, I should have told you but… I did something bad.
Pam: Hmm?
Jim: [holds up Hunter’s CD] I stole this. [Pam laughs] For you babe.
Pam: [Hunter’s voice starts singing, Pam joins in] One night…