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Jim: What are you doing?Pam: Oh, nothing. Jim: “Till Death Do Us Rock.”Pam: They’re wedding bands.Jim: Oh. Pam: Roy was supposed to pick the band, but he’s concentrating more on the bachelor party now.Jim: Wait, wait, where you going? I mean, even if you don’t hire a band, you still have to watch the bands. Pam, these are people who have never given up on their dreams. I have great respect for that. And, yes, they’re all probably very bad and that will make me feel better about not having dreams. Pam: There’s a KISS cover band in here. Jim: Let’s do it.
Pam: I’m pretty happy these days. I’m getting married soon and I’m getting along with everybody at work.

Jim: What are you doing?
Pam: Oh, nothing.
Jim: “Till Death Do Us Rock.”
Pam: They’re wedding bands.
Jim: Oh.
Pam: Roy was supposed to pick the band, but he’s concentrating more on the bachelor party now.
Jim: Wait, wait, where you going? I mean, even if you don’t hire a band, you still have to watch the bands. Pam, these are people who have never given up on their dreams. I have great respect for that. And, yes, they’re all probably very bad and that will make me feel better about not having dreams.
Pam: There’s a KISS cover band in here.
Jim: Let’s do it.

Pam: I’m pretty happy these days. I’m getting married soon and I’m getting along with everybody at work.


Jim: You know, you don’t have to answer calls during a party. Just thought you should know.Pam: No, I was just checking out my present. [holds up teapot]Jim: But ..Pam: I traded with Dwight. Just, I figured, you know, you went to a lot of trouble and it means a lot. And also, Roy got me an iPod or was going to get me an iPod, so ..Jim: Well, either way. This is an amazing gift because it comes with bonus gifts. Look inside.Pam: [opens teapot] Oh my god! The yearbook picture!Pam: Oh, my God! It’s incredible. [Jim reaches and steals his card back before she can notice it] Is this the Boggle timer?Jim: I didn’t think you were going to get that one. I really didn’t.

Jim: You know, you don’t have to answer calls during a party. Just thought you should know.
Pam:
No, I was just checking out my present. [holds up teapot]
Jim:
But ..
Pam:
I traded with Dwight. Just, I figured, you know, you went to a lot of trouble and it means a lot. And also, Roy got me an iPod or was going to get me an iPod, so ..
Jim:
Well, either way. This is an amazing gift because it comes with bonus gifts. Look inside.
Pam:
[opens teapot] Oh my god! The yearbook picture!
Pam:
Oh, my God! It’s incredible. [Jim reaches and steals his card back before she can notice it] Is this the Boggle timer?
Jim: I didn’t think you were going to get that one. I really didn’t.


Holly: I have to unpack this weekend but maybe next weekend we go to the outlets!Michael: Cool!Darryl: Mike you’ll drive this every weekend?Michael: We’re gonna switch back and forth, the driving. Sometimes we’ll just meet in the middle. It’ll be fun. Wait a sec. Oh I love this song.Michael and Holly: Life is a highway, I want to ride it all night long.  Michael, Holly, and Darryl: If you’re going my way, I wanna drive you all night long! If you’re going my way…

Holly: I have to unpack this weekend but maybe next weekend we go to the outlets!
Michael: Cool!
Darryl: Mike you’ll drive this every weekend?
Michael: We’re gonna switch back and forth, the driving. Sometimes we’ll just meet in the middle. It’ll be fun. Wait a sec. Oh I love this song.
Michael and Holly: Life is a highway, I want to ride it all night long.
Michael, Holly, and Darryl: If you’re going my way, I wanna drive you all night long! If you’re going my way…


Jim’s voicemail: You have seven unheard messages.Pam: [voicemail message for Jim] Hey, Jim. It’s Pam. I keep looking up to say something to you and then Michael’s there and it’s horrible. Anyway, I’m bored. Come back!
Pam: Hey, guess what? I moved my computer so I can’t see Michael’s head. It’s working. I think I can have a career as a very specific type of decorator.
Pam: Sudoku. Level moderate. 18 minutes. Suck on that, Halpert.
Pam: I’ll transfer you. Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Hold, please. Dunder Mifflin, this is … okay, sorry. Michael was standing at my desk, and I needed to be busy or who knows what would’ve happened, so thank you.
Pam: Hey, what’s that word we made up when you have a thing stuck in your shoe? Anyway, I have a thing stuck in my shoe.
Pam: Hey, I have a chance to sneak out of here early, and I’m not messing this up, so I’ll see you tomorrow.
Pam: Calling from my cell phone. I don’t know if you guys figured out who did that to Michael’s carpet yet, but I have a theory that involves an inter-departmental conspiracy. Everybody in the office. We need to talk.

Jim’s voicemail: You have seven unheard messages.
Pam: [voicemail message for Jim] Hey, Jim. It’s Pam. I keep looking up to say something to you and then Michael’s there and it’s horrible. Anyway, I’m bored. Come back!

Pam: Hey, guess what? I moved my computer so I can’t see Michael’s head. It’s working. I think I can have a career as a very specific type of decorator.

Pam: Sudoku. Level moderate. 18 minutes. Suck on that, Halpert.

Pam: I’ll transfer you. Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Hold, please. Dunder Mifflin, this is … okay, sorry. Michael was standing at my desk, and I needed to be busy or who knows what would’ve happened, so thank you.

Pam: Hey, what’s that word we made up when you have a thing stuck in your shoe? Anyway, I have a thing stuck in my shoe.

Pam: Hey, I have a chance to sneak out of here early, and I’m not messing this up, so I’ll see you tomorrow.

Pam: Calling from my cell phone. I don’t know if you guys figured out who did that to Michael’s carpet yet, but I have a theory that involves an inter-departmental conspiracy. Everybody in the office. We need to talk.


Jim: I bought those boat tickets the day I saw that You Tube video. I knew we’d need a back-up plan. The boat was actually Plan C. The church was Plan B and Plan A was marrying her a long, long time ago. Pretty much the day I met her.

Jim: I bought those boat tickets the day I saw that You Tube video. I knew we’d need a back-up plan. The boat was actually Plan C. The church was Plan B and Plan A was marrying her a long, long time ago. Pretty much the day I met her.


Pam: I haven’t heard anything, but I bet Jim got the job. I mean, why wouldn’t he? He’s totally qualified, and smart, everyone loves him… and, if he never comes back again… that’s OK. We’re friends. And I’m sure we’ll stay friends. We just, we never got the timing right. You know? I shot him down, and then he did the same to me, and… But you know what? It’s OK. I’m totally fine. Everything is gonna be totally-Jim: Pam.  [to camera] Sorry. Um, are you free for dinner tonight?Pam: Yes.Jim: All right.  Then… it’s a date.Pam: [to camera, tearing up, smiling] I’m sorry, what was the question?

Pam: I haven’t heard anything, but I bet Jim got the job. I mean, why wouldn’t he? He’s totally qualified, and smart, everyone loves him… and, if he never comes back again… that’s OK. We’re friends. And I’m sure we’ll stay friends. We just, we never got the timing right. You know? I shot him down, and then he did the same to me, and… But you know what? It’s OK. I’m totally fine. Everything is gonna be totally-
Jim: Pam. [to camera] Sorry. Um, are you free for dinner tonight?
Pam: Yes.
Jim: All right. Then… it’s a date.
Pam: [to camera, tearing up, smiling] I’m sorry, what was the question?


Pam: Jim’s bedroom.Jim: See, I knew we lost somebody on the tour.  It’s-Pam: Cool… This is your desk.Jim: This is my desk.Pam: Your home office?Jim: My home office, this is it.Pam: Down.  You have to sit down so I can get the full effect.Jim: Ok, sure. Will do.Pam: Ok, wait, so that would make me [walks to side of room] like right here.Jim: Yeah, that… Yep, that feels about right.Pam: And Dwight would be like-Jim: You know what?  Let’s just leave that image out of it, because this is a happy place.  Happy thoughts, Pam.  Happy thoughts.Pam: Umm, [gasps] yearbook!Jim: Yeah, you don’t have to, ummm.  Alright, yes, that’s not gonna be awkward at all.Pam: Ooooohhh no! Jim: Oh yeah.Pam: You were so dorky!Jim: Thank you.

Pam: Jim’s bedroom.
Jim: See, I knew we lost somebody on the tour. It’s-
Pam: Cool… This is your desk.
Jim: This is my desk.
Pam: Your home office?
Jim: My home office, this is it.
Pam: Down. You have to sit down so I can get the full effect.
Jim: Ok, sure. Will do.
Pam: Ok, wait, so that would make me [walks to side of room] like right here.
Jim: Yeah, that… Yep, that feels about right.
Pam: And Dwight would be like-
Jim: You know what? Let’s just leave that image out of it, because this is a happy place. Happy thoughts, Pam. Happy thoughts.
Pam: Umm, [gasps] yearbook!
Jim: Yeah, you don’t have to, ummm. Alright, yes, that’s not gonna be awkward at all.
Pam: Ooooohhh no!
Jim: Oh yeah.
Pam: You were so dorky!
Jim: Thank you.


Jim: Hi, I’m Jim. I’m new here.Pam: Oh my god! It’s really you!Jim: Yeah, I was just doing a little joke there about how we’d never met… Pam: I know. I don’t care.Jim: Awesome! Good to be back. The place looks really good.Pam: It’s really good to see you.Jim: You, too.
Jim: Hi, I’m Jim. I’m new here.
Pam: Oh my god! It’s really you!
Jim: Yeah, I was just doing a little joke there about how we’d never met…
Pam: I know. I don’t care.
Jim: Awesome! Good to be back. The place looks really good.
Pam: It’s really good to see you.
Jim: You, too.

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